Yay! for virus protection.

So, it seems like my computer was infected by some very distructive virus. The kind that practically fries your computer. How do I know that? Well, after I hit my all-in-one virus protection software scan, there it was. A high risk virus. But with my handy dandy, awesome protection, I watch it come to a quick and hopefully painful death. Yes! Deader that dead virus. Go back to where you came from. No. Go deeper you no good, evil, wrong doer you.
I love my virus protection. I'm sending it kisses across the screen. And it knows it. My hero.